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A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

What will the name of this young man be?
Posted at 6:54pm on August 30th - 2 NOTES

Sorry but I block empty blogs on sight. Not taking any chances

Posted at 12:30am on April 22nd - 6258 NOTES

pjackk:

mythicccryptid:

pjackk:

pjackk:

Can u send me an integrated digital visual interpretation of yo junk roating in many different degrees in a virtual cube to present the simulated jiggling image to me through email?

500 of u click this and not 1 send me my raquest

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i kno a parking lot with lots of privacy lets smoke and chill see were it goes lets do wat feels good

Posted at 1:26pm on April 21st - 5444 NOTES

flouryhedgehog:

soon-palestine:

celebrities: travelling to israel to see with my own eyes  celebrities when they see the ethnic cleansing: well the vibes are good 😌  — Ahmed Hathout šŸ‡µšŸ‡ø (@ahmedhathoutt) February 29, 2024ALT
It's nuts how telling this is -- literally in the same breath of witnessing ethnic cleansing of Palestinians, saying "but the vibes were good, magical even" like... the settler brain rot is really telling on itself... https://t.co/XMAauGFpPD  — George Abraham šŸ‰ جورج Ų„ŲØŲ±Ų§Ł‡ŁŠŁ… (@IntifadaBatata) February 29, 2024ALT

ā€œI witnessed things that were wrong,ā€ she said of her visit. ā€œI saw Arabs being thrown out of their houses in Jerusalem. But it was just the extraordinary magical energy of a country just beginning to put its roots in the ground . it was amazing time to be here

-Helen Mirren

"I witnessed ethnic cleansing take place before my very eyes, but don’t worry, I didn’t let it ruin my fun!ā€

Posted at 1:25pm on April 21st - 169018 NOTES

bogleech:

akindplace:

oodlenoodleroodle:

purplecatbus:

the-bright-path-deactivated2021:

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[Image description: Screenshot of a tweet by Twitter userĀ ā€œ@HTHRFLWRSā€, that says,Ā ā€œnot nonbinary as inĀ ā€œadd a third X gender marker to licensesā€ but nonbinary as inĀ ā€œremove all genders from licenses, holy shit why would you want a cop to know you’re transā€ /end ID]

I’m gonna keep asking it: if the law is supposed to be the same regardless of gender, what is legal gender needed for if not treating people different based on their gender?

ooh rebloging for that last comment, so on point ily thank you

I don’t think it’s the state’s business that I’m a cis man. Frankly I don’t think it’s even their business that I exist at all. Not until I choose to have my own personal business *with them,* and then only the information they actually require to conduct that and that business alone. When we are done I should have the right to request that they delete that, and should be able to sue if I find out they didn’t.

Posted at 1:24pm on April 21st - 18211 NOTES Posted at 1:24pm on April 21st - 78860 NOTES
#capitalism 

cipheramnesia:

jasperjv:

choppers-pink-hat:

awgeezitsthetoiletnator:

ankle-beez:

Executives were expecting a deluge of pitches after the writers strike, but that didn’t arrive: "If come January and February, it’s still crickets, then we have a problem"  — The Hollywood Reporter (@THR)ALT
a two-part meme based on a scene from "the eric andre show".   the first part is eric andre shooting hannibal burress, who is sitting on a couch. there's text on eric andre that says "hollywood execs", there's text on the gun he's holding that says "mass layoffs", "cancelations", "unfair pay", "shelving finished products for tax write-offs", and "threatening job security in favor of a.i.", and there's text over hannibal burress that says "hollywood creatives".  the second part has hannibal buress dead on the couch, with the text over eric andre now saying "why don't people want to pitch new stuff for us"ALT
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an interesting take on this from matt braly, creator of amphibia

Imagine being a business that has managed to get THE MAXIMUM NUMBER OF CUSTOMERS IT IS POSSIBLE TO HAVE, and you’ve managed to make it so this is a bad thing.

You did it. That’s late stage capitalism in one sentence.

ā€œWhat was promised as infinite growth proved to be finiteā€ feels like a very concise summary of every business person ever everywhere.

Posted at 1:23pm on April 21st - 1628 NOTES

mossymandibles:

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Herrrre’s a new beastie, pov you are a tasty mackerel or perhaps an eel.

I didn’t mean for her to look so…cute? She’s been in the crockpot for a while and seeing all the lion-dancer posts gave me the need to flesh her out.

I guess she’s like a massive hydrozoan type beast that’s being puppeted around by a couple mutant isopods? I’ll think of something more in depth for her though.

Her name is Maggie Motley :3c

And I made a new chunky water mark✨

Posted at 1:22pm on April 21st - 137321 NOTES

bogleech:

bugsinthebayou:

bugsinthebayou:

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

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Posted at 1:22pm on April 21st - 6116 NOTES

lifesgrandparade:

I think a cocaine addiction is more ethical than owning four homes in the new york metro area.

Posted at 1:22pm on April 21st - 614 NOTES

spiralshells:

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Rubber teeth

Posted at 1:22pm on April 21st - 2394 NOTES

sergal:

i think the world would be a lot more interesting and worth living in if it spontaneously generated a gigantic monster every now and then. i mean really gigantic, like multiple stories tall. skyscraper sized

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