Sorry but I block empty blogs on sight. Not taking any chances

dumbfilmschoolkid:

lemony snicket unreliably narrating count olaf as disgusting 🤝 ted mosby unreliably narrating barney stinson as disgusting. both disgustings are neil patrick harris. discuss

mandy-lane:

KALI UCHIS via Instagram

animentality:

marquise-de-clarabas:

Narrator’s voice: “You wake up to the strange sensation of a vampire biting your neck. And a githyanki undoing your pants. And a wizard eating your boots.”

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:

pileofknives:

inthemud:

these fawns laying amongst a million pillows is how i want to live my life every day

(credit to fuzzyfawnwildlife on instagram. she is a fawn rehabilitator and they’re all alive and well, just being transported)

This is literally what it’s like falling asleep in the car on a road trip

miradelletarot:

not-a-bad-dragon:

Shoutout to Baldurs Gate 3 for having a magical girl transformation sequence but instead of a teenager in a short skirt it’s a lesbian aasimar paladin in full plate about to open 13 cans of fucking whoop ass

I appreciate such badassery <3

zephyrswarm:

jheselbraum:

cipherface:

intercal:

the fact that we made it through the Cold War is nothing short of a miracle. I wish we talked about Mutual Assured Destruction more in schools

William Gibson once suggested that the days on which we almost destroyed the world with nuclear weapons should be recognized as international holidays, to raise awareness of how very precarious the situation has been at times.

If you would like to observe such a holiday, October 27th should be Vasili Arkhipov Day. During the Cuban missile crisis he was first officer on Soviet submarine B-59 off the coast of Cuba. When the destroyer USS Beale began to drop depth charges to force them to the surface, his captain decided that WW III must have started, and ordered his men to arm and fire a nuclear torpedo at a group of American ships. Due to a strange circumstance, the captain had to seek Arkhipov’s approval to fire the weapon, because while he was only second in command of the sub, he was in command of the flotilla of which the submarine was a part. Arkhipov, outnumbered three to one, steadfastly refused to give his approval.

Important context: Arkhipov had previously been involved with a nuclear incident aboard another sub, and cited the things he witnessed happening to the crew as one of the reasons he refused to give approval.

Happy Vasili Arkhipov day

achievement-hunter:

rosenkranz-does-things:

Midnight Mass studies

Midnight Mass,q,

literallymechanical:

I don’t have to worry about “chemicals you can’t pronounce” in my food and my shampoo because I can pronounce every chemical flawlessly and without effort. Butylated hydroxytoluene. Ethylenediaminetetraacetic acid. Fenugreek. I am saying these out loud and laughing at you. I’m immune to all known carcinogens. I can never die. Fight me.